She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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