Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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