I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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