we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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