Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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