Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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