and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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