Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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