At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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