I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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