The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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