I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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