i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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