Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I didn't notice because vodka
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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