plz talk dirty to me
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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