do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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