oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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