Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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