Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I have tasted many bathrooms
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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