This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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