I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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