Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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