so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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