And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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