oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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