This girl is more easily done than said...
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Randomize