I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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