Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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