ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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