It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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