question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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