We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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