I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I need water and some morals
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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