it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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