Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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