I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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