Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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