Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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