what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
