I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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