She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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