It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Couch. On fire.
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