Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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