FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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