no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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