I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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