I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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