Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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