do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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