Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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