You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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