I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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