probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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